A lot of people ask me stupid fuckin' questions
A lot of people think that what I say on record
Or what I talk about on a record
Banyak orang nanya hal hal yang goblok banget ke gua.
Banyak juga yang mikir kalau apa yang gua omongin di lagu,
atau yang gua bahas di dalam rekaman..
That I actually do in real life or that I believe in it
Or if I say that I wanna kill somebody, that
I'm actually gonna do it or that I believe in it
Well, shit, if you believe that, then I'll kill you
You know why?
Seolah olah gua beneran ngelakuin itu di kehidupan nyata atau percaya sama hal tersebut.
Atau kalau gua bilang pengen ngebunuh seseorang,
dikiranya beneran kali bakal ngelakuin atau percaya.
Ya kalau lo percaya begitu, ya gua bunuh lo.
Tau kenapa?
'Cause I'm a criminal
Criminal
You goddamn right
I'm a criminal
Yeah, I'm a criminal
Karena gua ini kriminal,
kriminal.
Iya, bener banget.
Gua kriminal,
iya, gua kriminal.
My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
That'll stab you in the head, whether you're a fag or les'
Or a homosex', hermaph' or a transvest'
Pants or dress, hate fags? The answer's yes
Kata kata gua kayak pisau dengan sisi bergerigi,
yang bakal nusuk kepala lo, mau lo siapa pun.
Entah lo gay, lesbian, atau apa pun itu,
pakai celana atau rok, gua benci? ya, jawabannya iya.
Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic
Staring at my jeans, watching my genitals bulgin'
That's my motherfuckin' balls, you'd better let go of 'em
Dibilang homofobik? Nggak, lo aja yang takut sama yang hetero.
Ngeliatin celana gua, merhatiin bagian bawah gua yang nongol.
Itu tuh biji gue, mending jangan lo pegang pegang
They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of 'em
"Hey, it's me, Versace, whoops, somebody shot me
And I was just checkin' the mail, get it? Checkin' the male?"
Itu punya gua nempel di buah zakar, lo nggak bakal bisa dapetin itu.
“Hey, ini gua, Versace, ups, ada yang nembak gua.
Padahal gua cuma lagi ngecek surat… paham nggak? ‘checkin’ the male?” (main kata: mail = surat, male = cowo
How many records you expecting to sell
After your second LP sends you directly to jail?
Come on, relax, guy, I like gay men
Right, Ken? Give me an amen (amen)
Berapa banyak lagu yang lo harap bisa kejual,
setelah album kedua lo malah bikin lo langsung masuk penjara?
Udah santai aja, bro, gua suka kok sama cowok gay.
Iya kan, Ken? Bilang amin donk
"Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus
Heal this child, help us destroy these demons
Oh, and please send me a brand new car
And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital"
“Tuhan, tolong, anak ini butuh Yesus.
Sembuhkan anak ini, bantu kami ngusir setan setannya.
Oh, dan tolong juga kirimin gua mobil baru,
dan seorang pelacur saat istri gua lagi sakit di rumah sakit.”
Preacher, preacher, fifth grade teacher
You can't reach me, my mom can't neither (nope)
You can't teach me a goddamn thing 'cause
I watch TV and Comcast cable
Pendeta, pendeta, guru kelas lima,
kalian nggak bisa mempengaruhi gua, nyokap gua juga nggak.
Kalian nggak bisa ngajarin gua apa apa,
soalnya gua cuma nonton TV & hiburan.
And you ain't able to stop these thoughts
You can't stop me from toppin' these charts
And you can't stop me from droppin' each March
With a brand new CD for these fuckin' retards (duh)
Dan lo nggak bakal bisa ngehentiin pikiran pikiran ini,
lo juga nggak bisa ngahalangin gua buat nge-top di chart,
dan lo nggak bisa nahan gua buat rilis tiap bulan Maret,
dengan CD baru buat orang-orang bego ini.
And to think, it's just lil' old me
Mr. Don't-Give-a-Fuck still won't leave
I'm a criminal
'Cause every time I write a rhyme
These people think it's a crime
To tell 'em what's on my mind
Dan bayangin aja, ini cuma gua yang biasa aja,
si “nggak peduli apa apa” yang masih nggak bakal pergi.
Gua ini kriminal,
karena tiap kali gua nulis lirik,
orang orang ini nganggep itu sebuah kejahatan,
cuma karena gua ngomongin apa yang ada di pikiran gua.
I guess I'm a criminal
I don't gotta say a word
I just flip 'em the bird and keep goin'
I don't take shit from no one
I'm a criminal
'Cause every time I write a rhyme
These people think it's a crime
To tell 'em what's on my mind
I guess I'm a criminal
I don't gotta say a word
I just flip 'em the bird and keep goin'
I don't take shit from no one
Kayaknya gua emang kriminal,
Gua nggak perlu ngomong apa apa,
tinggal ngasih jari tengah dan lanjut jalan.
Gua nggak mau nerima omongan sampah dari siapa pun.
Gua ini kriminal,
soalnya tiap gua nulis lirik,
orang orang nganggep itu kejahatan,
cuma karena gua ngomongin isi pikiran gua.
Kayaknya gua emang kriminal,
Gua nggak perlu ngomong apa apa,
tinggal ngasih jari tengah dan lanjut jalan.
Gua nggak mau nerima omongan sampah dari siapa pun.
The mother did drugs, hard liquor, cigarettes and speed
The baby came out, disfigured ligaments indeed
It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she
Ibunya pakai narkoba, minum minuman keras, dan ngerokok.
Bayinya lahir dengan kondisi tubuh yang cacat, ligamennya rusak.
Itu adalah benih yang bakal tumbuh sama gilanya seperti ibunya.
Don't dare make fun of that baby, 'cause that baby was me
I'm a criminal, an animal caged who turned crazed
But how the fuck you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised?
Jangan berani ngeledekin bayi tersebut, karena bayi itu adalah gua sendiri.
Gua ini kriminal, kayak binatang yang dikurung sampai jadi gila.
Tapi gimana lo mau tumbuh dengan benar, kalau lo nggak pernah dibesarkan dengan baik?
So as I got older and I got a lot taller
My dick shrunk smaller, but my balls got larger
I drink more liquor to fuck you up quicker
Than you'd wanna fuck me up for sayin' the word
My morals went (pft) when the president got oral
Jadi makin gua tumbuh gede,
Otong gua malah makin kecil, tapi biji gua makin besar.
Gua minum lebih banyak alkohol biar bisa ngehancurin lo lebih cepat,
daripada lo pengen ngehancurin gua cuma gara gara gue ngomong kata itu.
Moral gua hancur begitu aja waktu presiden kena skandal oral.
Sex in his Oval Office on top of his desk off of his own employee
Now, don't ignore me, you won't avoid me
You can't miss me, I'm white, blonde-haired, and my nose is pointy
Berhubungan di kantor Oval, di atas mejanya sendiri, sama pegawainya sendiri.
Sekarang jangan cuekin gua, lo nggak bakal bisa ngindarin gua.
Lo nggak mungkin mengabaikan gua—gua ini kulit putih, rambut pirang, dan hidung gua mancung.
I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die
In plane crashes and laughs as long as it ain't happened to him
Slim Shady, I'm as crazy as Eminem and Kim combined
Gua orang jahat yang ngeledekin orang orang yang tewas di kecelakaan pesawat, dan ketawa selama itu bukan kejadian ke gua.
Slim Shady, gua segila gabungan Eminem sama Kim.
(The Maniac's in) in place of the Doctor
'Cause Dre couldn't make it today
He's a little under the weather, so I'm takin' his place
Oh, that's Dre with an AK to his face
Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place
(Orang gila ini) jadi pengganti dokter,
karena Dre nggak bisa datang hari ini.
Dia lagi kurang enak badan, jadi gua yang gantiin.
Oh, itu Dre dengan senapan AK nempel di wajahnya.
Jangan bikin gua bunuh dia juga dan nyipratin otaknya ke mana mana.
I told you, Dre, you should've kept that thing put away
I guess that'll teach you not to let me play with it, eh?
I'm a criminal
Alright look, just go up in that motherfucker
Get the motherfuckin' money and get the fuck up outta there
Alright
I'll be right here waitin' on you
Alright
Yo, Em
What?
Don't kill nobody this time
Alright
Goddamn, this motherfucker gets on my fuckin' nerves
Udah gua bilang, Dre, harusnya lo simpen itu baik baik.
Kayaknya ini bakal jadi pelajaran biar lo nggak ngebolehin gua mainin itu lagi, ya?
Gua ini kriminal.
Oke, denger—langsung aja masuk ke sana,
ambil duitnya, terus cabut secepatnya dari situ.
Oke.
Gua bakal nunggu di sini.
Oke.
Yo, Em.
Apa?
Jangan bunuh siapa siapa kali ini.
Oke.
Anjir, nih orang bener bener bikin gua kesel banget.
Hi
How you doin'?
How can I help you?
Yeah, I need to make a withdrawal
Okay
Put the fucking money in the bag, bitch, and I won't kill you
What? Oh my God, don't kill me
I'm not gonna kill you, bitch, quit looking around
Don't kill me, I've got two kids at home don't kill me
Hai.
Gimana kabarnya?
Ada yang bisa saya bantu?
Iya, gua mau tarik uang.
Oke.
Masukin duitnya ke tas, cepat, dan gua nggak bakal bunuh lo.
Apa? Ya Tuhan, jangan bunuh saya!
Gua nggak bakal bunuh lo, woy, jangan nengok nengok ke mana mana.
Jangan bunuh saya, saya punya dua anak di rumah, tolong jangan!
I said I'm not gonna fucking kill you
Don't kill me
Hurry the fuck up
Thank you
Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it (go, go)
So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it
So I'll be disguised in it
And if anybody identifies the guy in it
I hide for five minutes
Gua bilang gua nggak bakal bunuh lo.
Jangan bunuh saya!
Cepetan anjir!
Makasih.
Kaca mobil gua gelap pas gua nyetir,
jadi kalau gua ngerampok bank, tinggal lari terus langsung nyemplung masuk.
Jadi gua bakal tersamar di dalamnya.
Dan kalau ada yang ngenalin orang di dalam mobil itu,
Gua ngumpet dulu lima menit.
Come back, shoot the eyewitness
Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business
Die bitches, bastards, brats, pets
This puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet
If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts
Tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck
You motherfuckin' chickens ain't brave enough
To say the stuff I say, so just tape it shut
Muncul lagi ah, nembak saksi mata,
nembakin detektif bayaran yang ikut campur urusan gua.
Mati aja lo semua—cewek, bajingan, anak anak, bahkan hewan.
Anjing ini beruntung gua belum nembak dia.
Kalau gua pernah peduli, mungkin gua bakal nurunin harga diri gua,
jadi pengecut dan malu-malu.
Kalian semua kayak ayam, nggak cukup berani
buat ngomong hal hal kayak yang gua omongin, jadi mending diem aja.
Shit, half the shit I say, I just make it up
To make you mad, so kiss my white naked ass
And if it's not a rapper that I make it as
I'ma be a fuckin' rapist in a Jason mask
Anjir, setengah dari omongan gua itu cuma ngarang aja,
buat bikin lo kesel—jadi cium aja pantat putih gua yang telanjang.
Dan kalau gua nggak jadi rapper,
Gua bakal jadi orang gila pakai topeng Jason.
I'm a criminal
'Cause every time I write a rhyme
These people think it's a crime
To tell 'em what's on my mind
I guess I'm a criminal
I don't gotta say a word
I just flip 'em the bird and keep goin'
I don't take shit from no one
I'm a criminal
'Cause every time I write a rhyme
These people think it's a crime
To tell 'em what's on my mind
I guess I'm a criminal
I don't gotta say a word
I just flip 'em the bird and keep goin'
I don't take shit from no one
I'm a criminal
'Cause every time I write a rhyme
These people think it's a crime
To tell 'em what's on my mind
I guess I'm a criminal
I don't gotta say a word
I just flip 'em the bird and keep goin'
I don't take shit from no one
I'm a criminal
'Cause every time I write a rhyme
These people think it's a crime
To tell 'em what's on my mind
I guess I'm a criminal
I don't gotta say a word
I just flip 'em the bird and keep goin'
I don't take shit from no one
I am a criminal
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